Sunday, 28 October 2012


First things first. Mollie considers herself far too sophisticated to troll any of us on a regular basis with any kind of bodily function. I have never heard so much of a squeak of a dogfart from her, she's never belched within earshot, and has never had any problem as far as housetraining is concerned. She could even be classified as a Good Dog in those terms, rather shockingly. But then she would. She is a classy lady after all.

This particular brand of trolling is from when she was a puppy, and is all about wee.

Sunday, 14 October 2012

Foxes Part 2 - The FOX POO Chronicles


As a dog owner, few things have been quite as big a pain in the arse as this stuff. Seriously. I mean, poo in itself generally isn't fun, but fox poo is something else altogether. Especially when Mollie attaches herself to it.

Monday, 1 October 2012


I'm pretty sure if frogs had vocal cords they would scare their children into behaving with tales about Mollie.