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Now, generally, weeing is a form of submission with dogs, especially with younger ones. Believe it or not, there was actually a time when Mollie would have a moment when she could be considered submissive. That was a long, long time ago, I hasten to add.
Mollie was a hurricane of fur, needle teeth and high-pitched puppy barks from when she was a wee little thing up to adolescence. She was ALWAYS running everywhere, destroying things, and generally training herself to be the best troll dog she could be. Now she's refined her techniques into adulthood, and continues to run rings around me with her cheekiness and love of fox poo, but fortunately, this is something that has been left to her puppyhood, along with chewing on the walls and nipping my feet.
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Maybe you dog owners had the same issue if you had a puppy, but whenever something that Mollie considered exciting/amazing/awesome, which could have been anything from someone coming home to you making eye contact with her, she would get this look on her face that basically translated into AHHHI'MSOEXCITEDI'MAPUPPYWHEEE - The tail would start moving so fast I was pretty sure she would be airborne soon, that glint in her eye would return, and of course, she would pretty much evacuate the contents of her bladder to whichever spot of carpet was unfortunate enough to be directly underneath her. There were countless times that my mum would arrive home from work, and IMMEDIATELY, there would be specks and streaks of wee on the carpet, much to my parents chagrin. Out came the carpet cleaner, bish bash bosh, just a minor bit of annoyance. We had already asked Professor Google about this, and read that this was something common to younger female dogs, and that she'd probably grow out of it, so we weren't really worried. To be honest, when something EXTREMELY exciting happens around the house, she might revert back to Puppy!Mollie a little, but to be honest, if something happened like a truck full of bacon arrived outside my house, I would probably pee my pants too, so we don't come down too hard on her for that.
So, one day, when I was in my last year of secondary school, I had half the day off, so I was just
To the obstacle that is walls: SOON. |
"Come and pet my adorable puppy!" |
It can't be that bad if she's in the garden, I think to myself. She can pee to high heaven, it's outside. No worries!
So Tom follows me through our little gate where Mollie is already waiting. Seeing that she's meeting someone NEW and FUN and AMAZING and MYNEWBESTFRIENDEVER, she immediately takes off and starts running donuts around the garden to convey her approval. Alright. Then he calls her, and she careens straight for him, and the puppy-fuss begins. She's loving it, he's loving it, I'm standing out of the splash zone.
And then it happened.
She rolls on her back, and a spray of urine goes directly into his face as she rolls around excitedly. He looks up at me and wipes the droplets off his glasses, bemused.
I'm horrified. 'I'm SO sorry,' I say.
He's fine about it, but leaves pretty soon after that. I was mortified and appalled at my disgusting but social little springer.
Funnily enough, as a last note to this story, that particular neighbour ended up being a complete jackass to his partner, who is one of my close friends. When I found out about this, I immediately gave Mollie a treat and shared this story with his now ex-partner, who laughed and told me that the story "made her night".
So, though she's a troll, she is a very good judge of character!
Bearing in mind she has tried to smother me on occasion. |
Heheheh :) I look forward to hearing more of her antics! :)
ReplyDeleteHi there Molly. Nice to meet you. I've never met a cheeky dog before!
ReplyDeleteHi Mollie,
ReplyDeleteLily Belle here from NY. We just read about you on PBU and had to stop by to say hello. We're going to read some of your blog now. It's been nice to meet ya. Stop by and say hello to me and my doxie sister Muffin sometime.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Hi I've just popped over from PBU to say hi. Happy Halloween.
ReplyDeleteSheba.
O hai! I likes ur blog. :)
ReplyDeleteJust popped over from PBU to say hello!! Mollie looks likr lots of fun :-)
ReplyDeleteJust heard about you from Pet Blogs United and am now following you! This is Caren and Cody from Cat Chat but my Sheltie also has a blog, Dakota's Den www.dakotasden.wordpress.com
ReplyDeleteThe reason I wanted to follow you is my sister-in-law in Florida has a Springer Spaniel...named...you guessed it "MOLLIE!!" I think her spelling might be "Molly" though.
So nice to meet you!
Can't help but love that dog!! :)
ReplyDeleteMy dog Buddy is pretty good at holding his pee for hours. Sometimes he has accidents, but never ever on top of the furniture. I was so proud of him. Until the day I had outpatient surgery. Nothing unusual about how we left the house or came back to the house. I was just ready to crawl into my CLEAN bed with its fresh crisp cool sheets and piles of pillows. I had stitches in my stomach so all I wanetd to do was lay down. I got to my bed, Buddy is leaping around on joy and excitement and wee's all over my clean sheets. I have NO idea why he chose that particular time to do that?! Somebody always takes the dogs out when we first get home, so they knew that... but whatever. He has never done it again since either!
Hey everyone! Thank you for the lovely comments, I love reading them! Gonna be checking out your blogs too! :)
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